Ogre To Cyborg
Will I be safe? Will I be sedate?
You are my patient, so be patient.
Take off those stockings, please...
this little piggy...Stop mocking me!
Relax...I'll give you some morphine.
This'll be a walk in the park,
or rather, skate on a lake.
My little vacuum here,
will not merely suck, but deflate.
I will shift and scrape,
the plate tectonics in your face.
I will not only change the shape,
but your race to Sicilian, you'll be so made!
By the way, after we're done for the day,
will you fill out this survey?
The slogan reads:
Would you rid away,
with the weight of the world,
to ignore your disgusting ogre,
and become some sort of cyborg?